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QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2001, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
L.A. Police Department: Give us ten minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. Let me make this perfectly clear, the chicken did not cross the road!
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed it, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Bill Clinton: It wasn't me. I wasn't chasing the chicken. There was no inappropriate relationship between me and the chicken.
Immanuel Kant: The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

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